1 00:00:07,777 --> 00:00:08,978 This election day, 2 00:00:09,045 --> 00:00:12,181 the fate of our borders is in your hands. 3 00:00:14,351 --> 00:00:16,085 John moreno wants to invite 4 00:00:16,152 --> 00:00:18,888 illegal immigrants into our country. 5 00:00:18,955 --> 00:00:21,690 He wants to give them our jobs. 6 00:00:21,758 --> 00:00:25,194 He wants to give them our healthcare. 7 00:00:25,262 --> 00:00:28,864 John Moreno wants to give them the American dream, 8 00:00:28,932 --> 00:00:31,934 and he wants you to pay for it. 9 00:00:40,143 --> 00:00:41,911 Whose side is he really on ? 10 00:00:41,978 --> 00:00:42,912 It's a valid question. 11 00:00:42,979 --> 00:00:44,446 He favors easing restrictions. 12 00:00:44,514 --> 00:00:45,447 So do I. 13 00:00:45,515 --> 00:00:46,448 Shh. 14 00:00:46,516 --> 00:00:47,683 Come on, Hal. 15 00:00:47,751 --> 00:00:50,019 Your position on work visas is irrelevant. 16 00:00:50,086 --> 00:00:52,121 He's talking about a path to citizenship. 17 00:00:52,188 --> 00:00:55,658 I'm telling you, this ad wins you the election. 18 00:00:55,725 --> 00:00:57,326 By insulting one of my core constituencies. 19 00:00:57,394 --> 00:00:59,561 Come on, in '04 20 00:00:59,629 --> 00:01:01,196 I had 45% of the Latino vote. 21 00:01:01,264 --> 00:01:03,832 And this year you're running against a guy named Moreno. 22 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,034 This isn't one of your races 23 00:01:05,101 --> 00:01:07,102 in south Carolina or Oklahoma, Joe. 24 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:08,871 This is New Jersey... People vote for me 25 00:01:08,939 --> 00:01:11,073 because I'm a moderate. Well, that's great. 26 00:01:11,141 --> 00:01:14,009 You can be the most moderate ex-senator in the country. 27 00:01:14,077 --> 00:01:17,112 Hal, the election is seven days away, 28 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:20,816 and even our own internals show you down six points. 29 00:01:20,884 --> 00:01:22,284 We've always been the underdog. 30 00:01:22,352 --> 00:01:24,586 And we've always found a way to win. I know. 31 00:01:24,654 --> 00:01:26,755 Because you have always let me do what's needed to be done. 32 00:01:26,823 --> 00:01:30,159 Now, I can have this on the air tomorrow. 33 00:01:33,029 --> 00:01:34,330 No, no. 34 00:01:34,397 --> 00:01:35,965 Come on, Hal, let me do this ! 35 00:01:36,032 --> 00:01:37,199 No, absolutely not. 36 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:38,434 This could totally galvanize the left. 37 00:01:39,769 --> 00:01:41,236 You all right, Joe ? 38 00:01:41,304 --> 00:01:43,572 Yeah, I think I got some kind of a rash. 39 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,740 What the hell ? 40 00:01:44,808 --> 00:01:46,041 That's not a rash. 41 00:01:46,109 --> 00:01:48,510 Maybe I should call a doctor. 42 00:01:48,578 --> 00:01:50,079 You better call an ambulance. 43 00:02:25,515 --> 00:02:26,415 Look at it like this... 44 00:02:26,483 --> 00:02:28,183 Of all the ways to rupture it, 45 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:30,152 nothing honors the real Achilles more 46 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:33,188 than blowing the dismount on a keg stand. 47 00:02:33,256 --> 00:02:35,557 What's that smell ? 48 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:36,558 Is it onions ? 49 00:02:36,626 --> 00:02:38,427 Peppers ? 50 00:02:38,495 --> 00:02:39,862 Oh, I know... 51 00:02:39,929 --> 00:02:41,196 It's a sausagefest. 52 00:02:41,264 --> 00:02:44,299 Sausagefest implies multiples. 53 00:02:44,367 --> 00:02:45,367 Now, if you're talking about yardage, 54 00:02:45,435 --> 00:02:46,568 I'd have to agree. 55 00:02:46,636 --> 00:02:48,203 I'm talking about your department. 56 00:02:48,271 --> 00:02:49,571 You still haven't replaced thirteen. 57 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:51,673 It's coming along. 58 00:02:51,741 --> 00:02:53,409 You've had plenty of time to find someone. 59 00:02:53,476 --> 00:02:55,744 I've found plenty of someones. Just haven't kept them. 60 00:02:55,812 --> 00:02:57,212 It's time to end the cycle. 61 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:58,781 Meet your new team member. 62 00:02:58,848 --> 00:03:00,549 Her name is Martha m. Masters. 63 00:03:02,786 --> 00:03:04,453 This doctor is not a doctor. 64 00:03:04,521 --> 00:03:06,055 She's a third-year med student. 65 00:03:06,122 --> 00:03:07,856 She graduated high school when she was 15. 66 00:03:07,924 --> 00:03:10,025 She filled out the time before med school getting PhDs 67 00:03:10,093 --> 00:03:12,227 in both applied math and art history. 68 00:03:12,295 --> 00:03:13,529 She'll be incredibly useful 69 00:03:13,596 --> 00:03:15,931 if my next patient is an Escher drawing. 70 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:17,399 Those things are seriously screwed up. 71 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:19,034 This isn't a suggestion. 72 00:03:19,102 --> 00:03:22,271 Just because my sausage has been filling your bun 73 00:03:22,338 --> 00:03:24,073 doesn't mean you get to decide 74 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:27,309 what flavor chips I nosh on during the day. 75 00:03:27,377 --> 00:03:30,145 Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss. 76 00:03:35,552 --> 00:03:38,053 Patient is Joe Dugan, 42, political consultant. 77 00:03:38,121 --> 00:03:40,189 Presents with palpable purpura, 78 00:03:40,256 --> 00:03:42,091 and alt and ast are through the roof. 79 00:03:42,158 --> 00:03:44,293 Otherwise known as rash and liver damage. 80 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,494 Fascinating. 81 00:03:45,562 --> 00:03:47,129 Senator Anderson sent this case to us, 82 00:03:47,197 --> 00:03:48,964 and personally requested we take a look. 83 00:03:49,032 --> 00:03:51,300 That's reason enough for me. 84 00:03:51,367 --> 00:03:52,801 Black guy campaigning for the opposition ? 85 00:03:52,869 --> 00:03:54,236 Does Obama know about this ? 86 00:03:54,304 --> 00:03:56,205 I tried calling him on the brother hotline. 87 00:03:56,272 --> 00:03:57,172 He didn't pick up. 88 00:04:04,848 --> 00:04:07,916 Martha m. Masters. 89 00:04:07,984 --> 00:04:09,451 I'm Dr. House. 90 00:04:09,519 --> 00:04:11,420 This is the rest of the team. 91 00:04:11,488 --> 00:04:13,388 Boring, bimbo, and bite-size. 92 00:04:13,456 --> 00:04:14,957 Martha enjoys quadratic equations, 93 00:04:15,024 --> 00:04:17,359 Italian frescoes, and her turn-ons include 94 00:04:17,427 --> 00:04:18,293 learning to be a doctor. 95 00:04:20,263 --> 00:04:21,230 Take a seat. 96 00:04:21,297 --> 00:04:23,499 She's a med student ? 97 00:04:23,566 --> 00:04:26,535 Cuddy thinks she's some kind of genius. 98 00:04:26,603 --> 00:04:29,571 Say something brilliant. 99 00:04:29,639 --> 00:04:30,706 Oh, I... I don't... 100 00:04:30,773 --> 00:04:32,441 Capital of Azerbaijan ? Baku. 101 00:04:32,509 --> 00:04:33,575 Year Beethoven died ? 102 00:04:33,643 --> 00:04:35,077 1827. 103 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:36,645 20th decimal of Euler's number ? 104 00:04:36,713 --> 00:04:37,946 Six. 105 00:04:39,782 --> 00:04:41,283 It's my favorite constant. 106 00:04:41,351 --> 00:04:44,553 She's like the Internet with breasts. 107 00:04:44,621 --> 00:04:46,221 Oh, no, wait... The Internet has breasts. 108 00:04:46,289 --> 00:04:47,422 Our patient's liver damage 109 00:04:47,490 --> 00:04:48,457 explains the rash and cryoglobulins 110 00:04:48,525 --> 00:04:49,958 we found in his blood, 111 00:04:50,026 --> 00:04:51,527 but we can't explain the liver damage. 112 00:04:51,594 --> 00:04:53,595 Shows no other signs of drug or alcohol abuse. 113 00:04:53,663 --> 00:04:55,664 Now all we've gotta do is figure out which one is bimbo 114 00:04:55,732 --> 00:04:57,966 and which one is bite-size. 115 00:04:58,034 --> 00:05:01,403 Also, which monster truck won the 2004 thunder nationals ? 116 00:05:03,072 --> 00:05:04,606 Hep c makes sense. 117 00:05:04,674 --> 00:05:06,008 Test came back negative. Same for hep a and b. 118 00:05:06,075 --> 00:05:09,111 The answer we were looking for is Virginia giant. 119 00:05:09,179 --> 00:05:11,413 Feel free to chime in on either conversation. 120 00:05:14,083 --> 00:05:16,385 Hate to steal the spotlight from small wonder over here, 121 00:05:16,452 --> 00:05:18,387 but what about toxic exposure ? 122 00:05:18,454 --> 00:05:19,688 Tetrachloroethylene. 123 00:05:19,756 --> 00:05:22,024 Could even be pennyroyal or sassafras oil. 124 00:05:22,091 --> 00:05:24,526 Go to his house, get me some chemicals. 125 00:05:26,396 --> 00:05:28,564 You wanna stay on this team, 126 00:05:28,631 --> 00:05:29,631 have an opinion. 127 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:39,875 Oh, cool ! 128 00:05:39,943 --> 00:05:41,376 Tudor revival architecture. 129 00:05:41,444 --> 00:05:43,178 Steeply pitched, asymmetrical roof 130 00:05:43,246 --> 00:05:45,113 over the entrance. 131 00:05:45,181 --> 00:05:47,082 But it doesn't have the half timbering 132 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:48,350 over the facade. 133 00:05:48,418 --> 00:05:49,751 Doesn't say anything about medicine, 134 00:05:49,819 --> 00:05:51,153 can't shut up about architecture. 135 00:05:51,221 --> 00:05:52,287 Great. I know. 136 00:05:52,355 --> 00:05:53,488 I don't know what happened. 137 00:05:53,556 --> 00:05:55,023 Being around House... 138 00:05:55,091 --> 00:05:58,660 He's such a legend, he's so intimidating. 139 00:05:58,728 --> 00:06:00,395 I'm not like that around ordinary people. 140 00:06:02,232 --> 00:06:05,200 Uh, not that you guys are ordinary. 141 00:06:05,268 --> 00:06:06,768 It's just that he's so brilliant 142 00:06:06,836 --> 00:06:08,370 and you work under him, so you're not as imposing. 143 00:06:08,438 --> 00:06:09,938 Um... 144 00:06:10,006 --> 00:06:11,406 I'm gonna be quiet. 145 00:06:11,474 --> 00:06:12,341 Good idea. 146 00:06:15,044 --> 00:06:16,678 Dugan didn't give you a key ? 147 00:06:16,746 --> 00:06:18,046 If patients know we're coming, 148 00:06:18,114 --> 00:06:19,448 they can hide something relevant to their illness 149 00:06:19,515 --> 00:06:20,482 intentionally 150 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:21,984 or unintentionally. 151 00:06:22,051 --> 00:06:23,852 Their knowledge changes things. 152 00:06:36,566 --> 00:06:39,067 Are you a vampire ? 153 00:06:39,135 --> 00:06:40,802 It's okay. We're inviting you in. 154 00:06:40,870 --> 00:06:42,037 But our patient didn't. 155 00:06:43,473 --> 00:06:44,806 I can't do this, I'm sorry. 156 00:06:51,481 --> 00:06:53,582 Well, she's gonna be a big help. 157 00:06:53,650 --> 00:06:55,050 Yeah, what a rube 158 00:06:55,118 --> 00:06:56,985 being uncomfortable breaking into a stranger's house. 159 00:06:57,053 --> 00:06:58,253 Part of our job description, 160 00:06:58,321 --> 00:06:59,788 not the most morally ambiguous part. 161 00:06:59,856 --> 00:07:01,356 Give her a chance. 162 00:07:01,424 --> 00:07:03,225 She's fresh, enthusiastic, 163 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:04,993 has no bad habits we need to reteach. 164 00:07:05,061 --> 00:07:07,996 She's a med student with no practical experience. 165 00:07:08,064 --> 00:07:10,132 That means every procedure, every blood draw, 166 00:07:10,199 --> 00:07:12,000 she needs one of us there to supervise. 167 00:07:12,068 --> 00:07:13,402 Is this attitude about her 168 00:07:13,469 --> 00:07:14,970 not having an MD after her name ? 169 00:07:15,038 --> 00:07:16,238 Because I wonder if it has more to do 170 00:07:16,306 --> 00:07:17,239 with her being a brainiac. 171 00:07:17,307 --> 00:07:18,473 That's not it at all. 172 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:19,775 I'm not thrilled someone else 173 00:07:19,842 --> 00:07:21,376 might be the smartest person on the team now. 174 00:07:21,444 --> 00:07:22,644 I can only imagine how you feel. 175 00:07:22,712 --> 00:07:25,047 You're not smarter than me. 176 00:07:25,114 --> 00:07:26,014 Oh, yeah ? 177 00:07:26,082 --> 00:07:28,483 You find this ? 178 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,786 A jug of unpasteurized cider. 179 00:07:30,853 --> 00:07:32,254 It could be tainted with e coli, 180 00:07:32,322 --> 00:07:34,056 and that's what's causing the liver to shut down. 181 00:07:34,123 --> 00:07:35,857 E coli is found in animals. 182 00:07:35,925 --> 00:07:38,260 So unless he's drinking pork cider... 183 00:07:38,328 --> 00:07:40,262 Pork cider ! 184 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:41,563 I need the number of the patent office. 185 00:07:41,631 --> 00:07:43,632 There are indirect ways of attracting e coli. 186 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:46,001 Masters refused to go on the search with us. 187 00:07:46,069 --> 00:07:47,235 Interesting. 188 00:07:47,303 --> 00:07:48,670 Which raises the question, 189 00:07:48,738 --> 00:07:50,205 what is your problem with her ? 190 00:07:50,273 --> 00:07:52,474 He is intimidated by her intelligence. 191 00:07:52,542 --> 00:07:53,408 Why would that bother Taub ? 192 00:07:53,476 --> 00:07:54,743 He's been working 193 00:07:54,811 --> 00:07:56,244 with people smarter than him for a long time. 194 00:07:56,312 --> 00:07:57,746 I think perky new girl 195 00:07:57,814 --> 00:07:59,748 makes him feel old. 196 00:07:59,816 --> 00:08:01,616 She's basically the same age as thirteen. 197 00:08:01,684 --> 00:08:03,218 Yeah, but she's a student. 198 00:08:03,286 --> 00:08:05,187 Makes you contemplate your med school days. 199 00:08:05,254 --> 00:08:06,888 Back when you had hair, muscle tone, 200 00:08:06,956 --> 00:08:08,824 and no need for a regular prostate exam. 201 00:08:08,891 --> 00:08:09,958 Makes sense. 202 00:08:10,026 --> 00:08:11,793 Just like e coli. 203 00:08:11,861 --> 00:08:13,328 Orchards make cider out of apples 204 00:08:13,396 --> 00:08:14,563 they can't sell otherwise, 205 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:15,931 like if they've fallen onto the ground. 206 00:08:15,998 --> 00:08:18,367 Like, to some cow feces. 207 00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:21,002 Which would mean our esteemed patient 208 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:23,939 is literally full of BS. 209 00:08:24,006 --> 00:08:25,273 Cool. 210 00:08:25,341 --> 00:08:27,175 Go get the ingenue, 211 00:08:27,243 --> 00:08:29,811 start the patient on aztreonam and plasmapheresis. 212 00:08:31,881 --> 00:08:34,750 He said to start the patient on aztre... 213 00:08:37,220 --> 00:08:38,854 The cell sorter separates the plasma 214 00:08:38,921 --> 00:08:40,322 from the remaining cellular components, 215 00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:41,423 thereby removing... 216 00:08:41,491 --> 00:08:44,192 the toxins, antibodies, cryoglobulins. 217 00:08:44,260 --> 00:08:45,394 I think we should tell our patient 218 00:08:45,461 --> 00:08:46,661 about breaking into his house. 219 00:08:46,729 --> 00:08:48,063 Why would we do that ? 220 00:08:48,131 --> 00:08:49,631 Because the reason not to tell him 221 00:08:49,699 --> 00:08:51,533 was that he might hide something. 222 00:08:51,601 --> 00:08:53,168 And now that rationale is moot. 223 00:08:53,236 --> 00:08:54,503 The rationale now 224 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:56,772 is no upside, big downside. 225 00:08:56,839 --> 00:08:59,174 How can we ask our patients to trust us 226 00:08:59,242 --> 00:09:00,542 if we're not honest with them ? 227 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:02,210 How can we ask the patient to trust us 228 00:09:02,278 --> 00:09:03,712 after we tell him he can't trust us ? 229 00:09:04,981 --> 00:09:06,515 Fine. 230 00:09:06,582 --> 00:09:07,516 Tell him. 231 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,050 Clear your conscience, 232 00:09:09,118 --> 00:09:10,919 because that's what's important. 233 00:09:13,856 --> 00:09:15,390 Well, if you would let me run that ad, 234 00:09:15,458 --> 00:09:18,193 everybody would be talking about immigration instead. 235 00:09:18,261 --> 00:09:19,528 All right, look, here's what we're gonna say. 236 00:09:19,595 --> 00:09:21,129 Yeah, he was in Iraq, 237 00:09:21,197 --> 00:09:22,964 and we're all grateful for his sacrifice. 238 00:09:23,032 --> 00:09:25,300 You chose to honor your country through public service 239 00:09:25,368 --> 00:09:28,804 and have voted 46 times to expand the Pentagon's budget 240 00:09:28,871 --> 00:09:31,773 for programs which, oh, by the way, Moreno wants to cut. 241 00:09:31,841 --> 00:09:34,676 All right. I'll draft it up, send it over. 242 00:09:36,012 --> 00:09:37,078 You should probably slow down 243 00:09:37,146 --> 00:09:38,747 until you're out of the hospital. 244 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:41,149 It's a busy week. 245 00:09:47,156 --> 00:09:49,524 Aren't you curious how we came up with this diagnosis ? 246 00:09:49,592 --> 00:09:51,993 You're doctors. Isn't that your job ? 247 00:09:52,061 --> 00:09:53,528 But how we knew you were drinking apple cider ? 248 00:09:53,596 --> 00:09:55,297 Well, you had to have found that at my house, 249 00:09:55,364 --> 00:09:56,898 so I guess you guys broke in there. 250 00:10:00,903 --> 00:10:02,070 That doesn't bother you ? 251 00:10:02,138 --> 00:10:03,738 Medicine's like politics. 252 00:10:03,806 --> 00:10:05,440 At the end of the day, all that matters is results. 253 00:10:05,508 --> 00:10:06,441 That's not true. 254 00:10:06,509 --> 00:10:08,944 Respect matters. 255 00:10:09,011 --> 00:10:09,911 Honesty 256 00:10:09,979 --> 00:10:11,413 and integrity matter. 257 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:13,415 Have you ever thought about running for public office ? 258 00:10:13,483 --> 00:10:16,284 Because I would love to have someone like you 259 00:10:16,352 --> 00:10:17,252 as an opponent. 260 00:10:19,489 --> 00:10:21,122 Watch the replacement fluid line. 261 00:10:21,190 --> 00:10:22,958 Oh, right, sorry. 262 00:10:23,025 --> 00:10:24,593 You ever wonder why American voter 263 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,461 turnout rates are among the lowest 264 00:10:26,529 --> 00:10:28,129 in the developed world ? 265 00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:32,467 Mr. Dugan ? 266 00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:36,738 Mr. Dugan ? 267 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:38,540 What's wrong ? Can you hear me ? 268 00:10:40,576 --> 00:10:41,776 He's paralyzed. 269 00:10:41,844 --> 00:10:43,478 Call Foreman and chase, get them down here. 270 00:10:44,547 --> 00:10:45,480 Mr. Dugan ! 271 00:10:49,729 --> 00:10:51,641 We thinks it's a transient ischemic attack. 272 00:10:51,741 --> 00:10:52,708 The clot must have broken up 273 00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:53,742 before we could find it. 274 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:55,511 He was temporarily paralyzed, 275 00:10:55,578 --> 00:10:56,578 but he's regaining mobility and speech. 276 00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:58,188 So, what causes rash, 277 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,015 liver failure, clots, 278 00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:01,784 and the uncontrollable urge 279 00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:03,786 to rat out your coworkers ? 280 00:11:03,853 --> 00:11:05,020 Oh, no, wait... 281 00:11:05,088 --> 00:11:07,323 That last one was you, not the patient. 282 00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:09,558 I wasn't trying to rat. 283 00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:11,860 I was clearly trying to honor my ethical obligation. 284 00:11:11,928 --> 00:11:14,730 Portal vein thrombosis 285 00:11:14,798 --> 00:11:16,799 could be caused by Wilson's disease. 286 00:11:16,866 --> 00:11:20,803 Hooray ! 287 00:11:20,870 --> 00:11:21,971 You popped your cherry, 288 00:11:22,038 --> 00:11:23,872 diagnostically speaking. 289 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:26,308 Unfortunately, the first time always sucks. 290 00:11:26,376 --> 00:11:27,876 Pitch doesn't make any sense. 291 00:11:27,944 --> 00:11:29,244 Dugan's cornea was normal. 292 00:11:29,312 --> 00:11:31,046 You're obviously brilliant. 293 00:11:31,114 --> 00:11:32,648 So why would you hide your mind ? 294 00:11:32,716 --> 00:11:34,283 I was brainstorming. 295 00:11:34,351 --> 00:11:36,552 I'm not talking about your stupid ideas about the patient. 296 00:11:36,619 --> 00:11:38,120 I mean your stupid ideas about morality. 297 00:11:38,188 --> 00:11:40,456 My stupid ideas are what most doctors consider 298 00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:43,959 the rules for professional conduct. 299 00:11:44,027 --> 00:11:45,861 What about a neuroendocrine tumor ? 300 00:11:45,929 --> 00:11:47,296 Not without diminished mental capacity, 301 00:11:47,364 --> 00:11:48,864 loss of judgment. 302 00:11:48,932 --> 00:11:51,333 Disseminated intravascular coagulation, 303 00:11:51,401 --> 00:11:53,802 however, fits. 304 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:55,871 Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people 305 00:11:55,939 --> 00:11:57,773 who can't make up their own mind. 306 00:11:57,841 --> 00:11:58,741 You obviously don't fit into that category, 307 00:11:58,808 --> 00:12:00,743 so why put yourself there ? 308 00:12:00,810 --> 00:12:01,744 Masters is right 309 00:12:01,811 --> 00:12:03,812 about a neuroendocrine tumor. 310 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,348 Because yes, Dugan has had 311 00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:07,416 a loss of judgment. 312 00:12:07,484 --> 00:12:08,851 He made this totally inflammatory 313 00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:10,919 anti-immigration campaign commercial for Anderson. 314 00:12:10,987 --> 00:12:12,421 It just got linked online. 315 00:12:12,489 --> 00:12:14,623 You're arguing Dugan's politics 316 00:12:14,691 --> 00:12:15,557 are a sign that he's mentally compromised ? 317 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,426 No, his tactics. 318 00:12:17,494 --> 00:12:18,727 He's most likely the one who leaked it 319 00:12:18,795 --> 00:12:21,295 and all the commentators are saying 320 00:12:21,331 --> 00:12:22,731 and honesty's a great idea 321 00:12:22,799 --> 00:12:24,066 until your patient asks 322 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,268 if her distended abdomen makes her looks fat. 323 00:12:26,336 --> 00:12:27,636 House, I hate to interrupt your ethics debate, 324 00:12:27,704 --> 00:12:31,340 but we have two solid ideas on the table. 325 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:36,078 Ct from his neck to his abdomen for neuroendocrine tumors. 326 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,846 Run a d-dimer 327 00:12:37,914 --> 00:12:39,314 and fibrinogen for D.I.C. 328 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,855 Masters. 329 00:12:46,923 --> 00:12:49,158 If lying to a patient saved their life, 330 00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:50,125 would you do it ? 331 00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:51,560 No. 332 00:12:51,628 --> 00:12:52,928 That's a lie. 333 00:12:52,996 --> 00:12:56,098 If your grandma gave you a really crappy tea cozy 334 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,933 for Christmas, would you tell her you liked it ? 335 00:12:58,001 --> 00:13:00,302 Yes, but that's different. 336 00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:01,603 So, you lie when it doesn't matter 337 00:13:01,671 --> 00:13:02,604 but you won't when it does. 338 00:13:02,672 --> 00:13:04,373 How'd you get so screwed up ? 339 00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:11,346 How mad would you be 340 00:13:11,414 --> 00:13:12,815 if I fired Masters ? 341 00:13:12,882 --> 00:13:14,950 Very. 342 00:13:15,018 --> 00:13:16,952 Unless you had cause. 343 00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,954 Real cause. 344 00:13:19,022 --> 00:13:20,923 Cause that a human being would consider cause. 345 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:22,524 Never mind, then. 346 00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:24,326 She's got principals. 347 00:13:24,394 --> 00:13:27,896 She's like the love child of Einstein and Mary Poppins. 348 00:13:27,964 --> 00:13:29,998 Didn't even get Einstein's hair. 349 00:13:30,066 --> 00:13:32,134 It's worth having someone on the team 350 00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:34,603 who doesn't see the world entirely as shades of gray. 351 00:13:34,671 --> 00:13:36,371 It is gray ! To you. 352 00:13:36,439 --> 00:13:39,441 She has a fresh perspective. 353 00:13:39,509 --> 00:13:41,143 Unless that threatens you. 354 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,712 It does not... 355 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,647 You thought I'd get defensive, 356 00:13:45,715 --> 00:13:47,616 keep her out of pride. 357 00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:50,452 A girl can hope. 358 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,056 House, I gave this a lot of thought. 359 00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,225 She deserves a chance. 360 00:13:56,292 --> 00:13:57,392 A real chance. 361 00:14:04,901 --> 00:14:06,602 House is gonna fire me. 362 00:14:06,669 --> 00:14:08,470 No, he isn't. 363 00:14:08,538 --> 00:14:10,105 Because you told him not to ? 364 00:14:10,173 --> 00:14:12,975 Butting heads with House is par for the course. 365 00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:14,843 House has strong beliefs, 366 00:14:14,911 --> 00:14:17,546 and he respects other people with strong beliefs. 367 00:14:17,614 --> 00:14:20,249 It's not my beliefs that are the problem. 368 00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:21,416 It's my personality. 369 00:14:21,484 --> 00:14:24,086 I'm not good at working with other people. 370 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,555 You've been in there for less than a day. 371 00:14:26,623 --> 00:14:28,056 I wasn't looking for encouragement. 372 00:14:28,124 --> 00:14:30,726 It's a fact. 373 00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:32,628 Growing up, my whole life, really, 374 00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:34,730 I - I spent a lot of time by myself. 375 00:14:34,797 --> 00:14:36,532 And no one in high school wants to hang out 376 00:14:36,599 --> 00:14:39,301 with a kid that's three years younger than them. 377 00:14:39,369 --> 00:14:42,004 And studying Anosov diffeomorphisms, 378 00:14:42,071 --> 00:14:44,273 determining whether an unattributed landscape 379 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:47,743 is a blakelock or a ryder or... 380 00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:49,912 I'm actually boring you right now. 381 00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:52,548 And yet you chose medicine 382 00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:55,117 which is a team activity. 383 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,351 It's pretty gutsy, 384 00:14:56,419 --> 00:14:58,086 stepping so far outside your comfort zone. 385 00:14:58,154 --> 00:15:02,524 I'm not trying to prove anything. 386 00:15:02,592 --> 00:15:04,893 I just wanted to be a doctor. 387 00:15:04,961 --> 00:15:06,929 It was stupid. 388 00:15:06,996 --> 00:15:10,465 Nobody can do everything. 389 00:15:10,533 --> 00:15:15,971 I was vain to think I could be the exception. 390 00:15:16,039 --> 00:15:17,806 House doesn't care if you're a team player, 391 00:15:17,874 --> 00:15:19,708 or how ethical you are, 392 00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:21,543 or how high your I.Q. Is. 393 00:15:21,611 --> 00:15:24,146 It's all about the cases. 394 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,615 You help him crack this one, 395 00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:28,083 you two are gonna get along just fine. 396 00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,688 We gotta give Masters some pointers, 397 00:15:32,755 --> 00:15:34,923 help her figure out how to deal with House. 398 00:15:34,991 --> 00:15:36,758 Why would I do that ? 399 00:15:36,826 --> 00:15:39,861 The entertainment factor is off the charts. 400 00:15:39,929 --> 00:15:42,130 It's like watching a bunny hop into a buzz saw. 401 00:15:42,198 --> 00:15:43,632 Repeatedly. 402 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,634 And if we don't help her, she's out of here. 403 00:15:45,702 --> 00:15:49,204 No, something else is stopping House from firing her. 404 00:15:49,272 --> 00:15:52,107 I'm guessing it's his desire to keep having sex with Cuddy. 405 00:15:52,175 --> 00:15:56,245 You guys ready to admit you were wrong yet ? 406 00:15:56,312 --> 00:15:58,146 Excuse me ? 407 00:15:58,214 --> 00:16:01,183 This tumor you're looking for... you're not gonna find it. 408 00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:05,687 My judgment is completely sound. 409 00:16:05,755 --> 00:16:07,322 So when you leaked that ad, 410 00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:10,392 you were trying to torpedo the senator's campaign ? 411 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:12,327 All right, one, I told you before, 412 00:16:12,395 --> 00:16:13,428 I didn't leak that spot. 413 00:16:13,496 --> 00:16:15,430 Uh-huh. 414 00:16:15,498 --> 00:16:16,398 And two... 415 00:16:16,466 --> 00:16:18,200 Whoever did leak that ad 416 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,601 had nothing wrong with their mind either. 417 00:16:19,669 --> 00:16:20,902 It's gonna save Anderson. 418 00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:22,404 That commercial... 419 00:16:22,472 --> 00:16:24,906 Everyone sees through it. 420 00:16:24,974 --> 00:16:26,441 You're just trying to play to people's fears. 421 00:16:26,509 --> 00:16:27,743 You say fears. 422 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:30,646 I say rational, protective instincts. 423 00:16:30,713 --> 00:16:32,981 And judging by your accent, 424 00:16:33,049 --> 00:16:34,816 immigration probably isn't an issue 425 00:16:34,884 --> 00:16:36,785 you can be real impartial about. 426 00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:39,421 I waited five years to get my green card. 427 00:16:39,489 --> 00:16:40,822 If there's anyone who would resent 428 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,624 someone trying to skip the queue, it'd be me. 429 00:16:42,692 --> 00:16:44,726 Just because Moreno favors amnesty... 430 00:16:44,794 --> 00:16:46,728 He doesn't. 431 00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:48,563 You know that picture of him with the Mexican flags 432 00:16:48,631 --> 00:16:51,767 that seems to be from a pro-amnesty rally ? 433 00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:53,802 That's from an amnesty international speech 434 00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:57,939 protesting the imprisonment of priests in Oaxaca. 435 00:16:58,007 --> 00:17:00,175 Yes, you did just prove that that ad 436 00:17:00,243 --> 00:17:02,044 is even more disgusting than you thought. 437 00:17:02,111 --> 00:17:06,715 You also proved that ad is effective. 438 00:17:06,783 --> 00:17:08,784 You still think my judgment is off ? 439 00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:10,952 Not anymore. 440 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,721 There's no sign of a tumor. 441 00:17:12,789 --> 00:17:14,623 That leaves DIC. 442 00:17:14,691 --> 00:17:16,491 I'll go check how Taub is doing with the blood work. 443 00:17:22,732 --> 00:17:24,333 I guess when you get on in years, 444 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,835 it takes a little longer to run a few simple blood tests. 445 00:17:26,903 --> 00:17:28,704 This whole "Taub's an old man" thing 446 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:30,305 kinda rings hollow, 447 00:17:30,373 --> 00:17:32,140 considering I'm in better shape than you are. 448 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,442 Pass the dye. 449 00:17:33,509 --> 00:17:35,711 You're in rounder shape than me. 450 00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:36,945 Tonight after work, 451 00:17:37,013 --> 00:17:38,447 meet at the basketball courts in the gym. 452 00:17:38,514 --> 00:17:41,083 You do realize you're two and a half feet tall, right ? 453 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:43,218 And white. And Jewish. 454 00:17:43,286 --> 00:17:44,586 It'd be very embarrassing. 455 00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,021 I get why you wanna say no. 456 00:17:46,089 --> 00:17:47,756 Tonight after work. 457 00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:49,825 Crap. 458 00:17:54,397 --> 00:17:55,464 Did you hear Moreno's latest stump speech ? 459 00:17:55,531 --> 00:17:57,666 He's gonna clean up Washington. 460 00:17:57,734 --> 00:17:59,134 Yeah, right. 461 00:17:59,202 --> 00:18:01,136 Like any politician from New Jersey 462 00:18:01,204 --> 00:18:02,371 has ever cleaned up... 463 00:18:02,438 --> 00:18:04,740 Who else knows that you leaked that ad ? 464 00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:07,642 You and I had the only two copies, Hal. 465 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:08,810 I don't care that you did it. 466 00:18:08,878 --> 00:18:11,279 I just want to make sure it worked. 467 00:18:11,347 --> 00:18:15,550 This morning's tracking has me within two points. 468 00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:17,018 Told you. 469 00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:20,088 We're gonna pull this thing off. 470 00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:22,391 Your blood test for D.I.C. came back completely normal. 471 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,259 That's good news, right ? 472 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:24,993 That means the two things we thought it could be, 473 00:18:25,061 --> 00:18:26,395 it's not. 474 00:18:26,462 --> 00:18:28,397 We checked your home for toxins and didn't find any. 475 00:18:28,464 --> 00:18:30,766 But it's possible you might've been exposed on the campaign. 476 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:34,002 Have you visited any industrial or agricultural facilities ? 477 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:35,871 There was a tomato farm in Lumberton. 478 00:18:35,938 --> 00:18:37,572 They take you into the fields ? 479 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:39,341 No one wants a photo op with me. I never leave the bus. 480 00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:41,309 Were the windows open ? Certain pesticides... 481 00:18:41,377 --> 00:18:42,244 Foreman. 482 00:18:46,549 --> 00:18:47,816 What ? What is it ? 483 00:18:47,884 --> 00:18:49,918 It's not just your liver we have to worry about. 484 00:18:49,986 --> 00:18:52,053 Looks like your kidneys are having problems, too. 485 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,515 So this guy spends his entire life 486 00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,484 campaigning against bleeding hearts. 487 00:19:02,552 --> 00:19:05,487 And it turns out he has one. 488 00:19:05,555 --> 00:19:06,855 Bloody urine actually is a renal problem, 489 00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:08,356 not a cardiac one. 490 00:19:08,424 --> 00:19:09,824 Yeah, if I say something inaccurate, 491 00:19:09,892 --> 00:19:11,159 assume it's for comic effect. 492 00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:13,361 Then laugh, because it's funny. 493 00:19:13,429 --> 00:19:15,230 Ttp makes sense. 494 00:19:15,298 --> 00:19:16,364 What're his platelets ? 495 00:19:16,432 --> 00:19:18,033 200,000. It's not ttp. 496 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,668 What about henoch-schoenlein purpura ? 497 00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:21,236 H.S.P. Doesn't cause clots. 498 00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:22,571 H.S.P. Doesn't usually cause clots, 499 00:19:22,638 --> 00:19:23,605 but it can. 500 00:19:23,673 --> 00:19:25,073 And the vasculitis 501 00:19:25,141 --> 00:19:26,441 would explain the kidney problem. 502 00:19:26,509 --> 00:19:27,676 She can't diagnose a joke, 503 00:19:27,743 --> 00:19:29,044 but she's making progress on the patient. 504 00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:33,915 We treat with chemotherapy or steroids. 505 00:19:33,983 --> 00:19:35,617 We treat with chemotherapy. 506 00:19:35,685 --> 00:19:36,885 I said chemo. 507 00:19:36,953 --> 00:19:38,587 Then you said, "or". 508 00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:39,888 Once again, the bunny meets the blade. 509 00:19:39,956 --> 00:19:41,289 The road to dead patients 510 00:19:41,357 --> 00:19:43,158 is paved with "or"s. 511 00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:45,427 Chemo is the more effective treatment 512 00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:47,762 which means it'll confirm our diagnosis more quickly. 513 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:49,364 I agree, but there is another option. 514 00:19:49,432 --> 00:19:50,332 There are lots of other options. 515 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:51,333 There's bloodletting, 516 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,934 crystals, prayer... 517 00:19:53,002 --> 00:19:54,603 Another medically accepted option. 518 00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:56,905 Which is both less effective and less scary. 519 00:19:56,973 --> 00:19:58,573 So the patient might just choose it. 520 00:19:58,641 --> 00:20:00,041 Unless, of course, we don't mention it to him. 521 00:20:00,109 --> 00:20:04,145 We can't withhold information. 522 00:20:04,213 --> 00:20:06,081 If we explain both the benefits 523 00:20:06,148 --> 00:20:07,148 and the risks of each treatment 524 00:20:07,216 --> 00:20:08,316 I'm sure Dugan will choose chemo. 525 00:20:08,384 --> 00:20:10,218 Well, as long as you're sure. 526 00:20:13,456 --> 00:20:15,090 The better option is chemotherapy. 527 00:20:15,157 --> 00:20:17,626 It's faster and more likely to completely cure you. 528 00:20:17,693 --> 00:20:18,994 I'll take the steroids. 529 00:20:19,061 --> 00:20:20,962 Oh, my goodness ! 530 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,931 If only someone could've predicted 531 00:20:22,999 --> 00:20:26,268 that you'd make that incredibly stupid decision. 532 00:20:26,335 --> 00:20:29,237 The nausea and fatigue from chemo 533 00:20:29,305 --> 00:20:30,705 will only last a few weeks. 534 00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:31,973 Our poll numbers have stalled. 535 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,075 That's five days till the election. 536 00:20:34,143 --> 00:20:35,343 Doctor, can you talk some sense into him ? 537 00:20:35,411 --> 00:20:37,479 Would that I could, 538 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:39,314 but ethics dictate that it's his decision. 539 00:20:39,382 --> 00:20:41,283 So all I can do now is return to my office 540 00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:44,319 knowing, even as my patient endangers himself, 541 00:20:44,387 --> 00:20:48,490 my integrity remains unblemished. 542 00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:49,591 Please. 543 00:20:49,659 --> 00:20:51,459 Take some time to think about this. 544 00:20:51,527 --> 00:20:53,395 I don't need any time. I want to start on the steroids. 545 00:21:01,404 --> 00:21:03,571 Game to 11 by ones. 546 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:04,606 Uh, hold on. 547 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:11,946 Wanna shoot for outs ? 548 00:21:12,014 --> 00:21:13,381 You can have it. 549 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,054 One, nothing. 550 00:21:20,656 --> 00:21:22,590 You gonna guard me ? 551 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,392 Can't hit two in a row. 552 00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:26,461 ♪ ♪ 553 00:21:26,529 --> 00:21:27,629 Two, nothing. 554 00:21:27,697 --> 00:21:29,164 You gonna wuard me now ? 555 00:21:29,231 --> 00:21:31,232 You can have that shot all day. 556 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:32,300 ♪ Daytime I walk street ♪ 557 00:21:32,368 --> 00:21:33,835 ♪ daytime I'm walkin' street ♪ 558 00:21:33,903 --> 00:21:35,804 ♪ I'm walking street yeah ♪ 559 00:21:35,871 --> 00:21:37,472 Three, nothing. 560 00:21:37,540 --> 00:21:38,773 ♪ Somebody's listening ♪ 561 00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:39,708 ♪ I feel like someone's listening ♪ 562 00:21:39,775 --> 00:21:42,143 ♪ to the song in my head ♪ 563 00:21:42,211 --> 00:21:43,712 ♪ I start to run ♪ 564 00:21:43,779 --> 00:21:45,580 ♪ I start to run ♪ 565 00:21:45,648 --> 00:21:47,315 One, three. 566 00:21:47,383 --> 00:21:48,983 ♪ ♪ 567 00:22:00,396 --> 00:22:02,263 ♪ Whoo ooh ooh ♪ 568 00:22:02,331 --> 00:22:03,231 ♪ ooh ooh ♪ 569 00:22:03,299 --> 00:22:04,899 ♪ whoo whoo whoo whoo ♪ 570 00:22:04,967 --> 00:22:07,836 ♪ ♪ 571 00:22:07,903 --> 00:22:08,903 ♪ I start to run ♪ 572 00:22:08,971 --> 00:22:10,505 ♪ daytime I'm walkin' street ♪ 573 00:22:10,573 --> 00:22:13,608 ♪ I'm walkin' street yeah ♪ 574 00:22:13,676 --> 00:22:14,609 ♪ I start to run ♪ 575 00:22:14,677 --> 00:22:16,611 ♪ ♪ 576 00:22:16,679 --> 00:22:19,180 ♪ I start to run ♪ 577 00:22:19,248 --> 00:22:20,482 ♪ ♪ 578 00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:21,549 Ten, seven. 579 00:22:21,617 --> 00:22:23,217 ♪ ♪ 580 00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,690 ♪ ♪ 581 00:22:36,031 --> 00:22:38,566 Seriously ? 582 00:22:38,634 --> 00:22:40,368 You're gonna beat me with that ? 583 00:22:42,638 --> 00:22:44,539 Well... 584 00:22:44,607 --> 00:22:46,074 I was wrong. 585 00:22:46,142 --> 00:22:47,075 You're not so old. 586 00:22:47,143 --> 00:22:48,810 Thank you. 587 00:22:48,878 --> 00:22:50,078 Now all we have to do is figure out 588 00:22:50,146 --> 00:22:53,715 why Masters is making you feel insecure. 589 00:23:00,423 --> 00:23:01,856 I was just down by Dugan's room. 590 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:04,092 They were ready to give him the wrong medicine. 591 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,227 I tried to change the order, but I'm not a doctor. 592 00:23:06,295 --> 00:23:07,996 Good. 593 00:23:08,063 --> 00:23:10,231 The wrong medicine is the right medicine. 594 00:23:10,299 --> 00:23:12,567 But he wanted steroids, not chemo. 595 00:23:12,635 --> 00:23:14,269 He wants to live. 596 00:23:14,336 --> 00:23:16,404 I'm gonna tell him what's going on. 597 00:23:16,472 --> 00:23:18,840 No, you're not. 598 00:23:18,908 --> 00:23:21,242 I don't mind your morality in theory. 599 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:23,578 But in practice, you're risking my patient's life. 600 00:23:23,646 --> 00:23:24,813 So you're fired. 601 00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:28,783 You think that's gonna stop me from telling him ? 602 00:23:28,851 --> 00:23:30,919 If you do, I'll get you thrown out of medical school. 603 00:23:30,986 --> 00:23:33,488 I haven't done anything that would merit that. 604 00:23:33,556 --> 00:23:34,622 I know. 605 00:23:34,690 --> 00:23:36,291 But unlike you, I'm willing to lie. 606 00:23:39,144 --> 00:23:40,411 Firing her was a mistake. 607 00:23:40,479 --> 00:23:42,220 We need someone like her on the team, 608 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,538 keeping us all in check. 609 00:23:44,687 --> 00:23:45,921 You're incapable of noticing 610 00:23:45,988 --> 00:23:47,322 when I do something inappropriate ? 611 00:23:47,390 --> 00:23:49,024 We're like the frogs who've been in the pot for a while. 612 00:23:49,092 --> 00:23:50,559 We're used to the heat. 613 00:23:50,626 --> 00:23:52,828 Things have been just fine without Pippi Longdivision. 614 00:23:52,895 --> 00:23:53,829 Your opponent's out of the race. 615 00:23:53,896 --> 00:23:56,364 You can drop the smear campaign. 616 00:23:56,432 --> 00:23:57,599 Dugan developed pulmonary edema. 617 00:23:57,667 --> 00:23:59,267 It's not HSP. 618 00:23:59,335 --> 00:24:00,735 Masters was right. 619 00:24:00,803 --> 00:24:02,871 He didn't want the chemo. He didn't need the chemo. 620 00:24:02,939 --> 00:24:04,239 Masters was wrong. 621 00:24:04,307 --> 00:24:05,941 He doesn't have HSP 622 00:24:06,008 --> 00:24:07,576 and Masters is gone. 623 00:24:07,643 --> 00:24:08,910 Could be an infection. 624 00:24:08,978 --> 00:24:10,011 We had him on aztreonam for the e coli. 625 00:24:10,079 --> 00:24:11,379 He didn't respond. 626 00:24:11,447 --> 00:24:13,415 Schistosomiasis wouldn't respond to aztreonam. 627 00:24:13,483 --> 00:24:14,783 That's a great idea 628 00:24:14,851 --> 00:24:17,085 if he was running a political campaign in Africa. 629 00:24:17,153 --> 00:24:19,020 The guy hasn't been out of the country in years. 630 00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:21,456 Who needs to travel when you've got a giant fish tank 631 00:24:21,524 --> 00:24:24,259 loaded with tropical fish, tropical snails 632 00:24:24,327 --> 00:24:26,828 carrying tropical bacteria like schistosomiasis. 633 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:28,763 Well, break into his home, 634 00:24:28,831 --> 00:24:31,133 get me some escargot. 635 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,801 Unless you wanna ask the patient's permission 636 00:24:32,869 --> 00:24:34,669 as a tribute to the departed. 637 00:24:40,543 --> 00:24:42,043 Need a minute. 638 00:24:44,981 --> 00:24:46,414 You said you were gonna give her a chance. 639 00:24:46,482 --> 00:24:47,415 I did ! 640 00:24:47,483 --> 00:24:48,884 She used that opportunity 641 00:24:48,951 --> 00:24:50,519 to endanger our patient's life. 642 00:24:50,586 --> 00:24:53,155 By insisting he receive the treatment that he asked for. 643 00:24:53,222 --> 00:24:54,856 That's what I just said ! 644 00:24:54,924 --> 00:24:56,491 Your team is there to challenge you. 645 00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:57,826 I didn't fire her because she's a challenge... 646 00:24:57,894 --> 00:24:58,894 I fired her because 647 00:24:58,961 --> 00:25:00,095 she's an immutable obstacle ! 648 00:25:00,163 --> 00:25:01,129 You gonna make me hire her ? 649 00:25:01,197 --> 00:25:02,297 How do you think that'll work out ? 650 00:25:02,365 --> 00:25:03,632 How do you think that'll work out ? 651 00:25:03,699 --> 00:25:04,866 He's right, I'll just... 652 00:25:04,934 --> 00:25:08,303 You will not quit this job. 653 00:25:08,371 --> 00:25:09,538 What is going on ? 654 00:25:09,605 --> 00:25:11,406 I want her gone, she wants to be gone. 655 00:25:11,474 --> 00:25:13,408 Why do you care ? 656 00:25:13,476 --> 00:25:14,910 You don't actually think 657 00:25:14,977 --> 00:25:16,745 that she's a younger version of you ? 658 00:25:16,812 --> 00:25:18,547 Because let me tell you, you're not that smart 659 00:25:18,614 --> 00:25:19,681 or moral. 660 00:25:19,749 --> 00:25:21,216 Socially awkward, maybe. 661 00:25:21,284 --> 00:25:22,384 She's a potential star, 662 00:25:22,451 --> 00:25:23,251 and I want her in my hospital. 663 00:25:23,319 --> 00:25:24,753 No problem. 664 00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:27,122 Just find her a different department. 665 00:25:29,192 --> 00:25:31,560 I think I've figured it out. 666 00:25:31,627 --> 00:25:33,695 Why Taub didn't like Masters. 667 00:25:33,763 --> 00:25:36,398 Now you're getting involved in this, too ? 668 00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:37,532 My previous source of entertainment just got fired. 669 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,700 Exactly. 670 00:25:38,768 --> 00:25:40,335 She's gone. It's over. 671 00:25:40,403 --> 00:25:42,137 She's totally moral and uptight, 672 00:25:42,205 --> 00:25:45,106 which made Taub feel badly about his cheating. 673 00:25:45,174 --> 00:25:47,309 Can we get a move on ? 674 00:25:47,376 --> 00:25:48,543 You didn't like her 675 00:25:48,611 --> 00:25:50,011 even before you knew about her morals. 676 00:25:50,079 --> 00:25:52,147 It's from the minute he saw her. 677 00:25:52,215 --> 00:25:53,915 So... 678 00:25:53,983 --> 00:25:55,717 It's something about how she looked. 679 00:25:55,785 --> 00:25:57,519 All right. 680 00:25:57,587 --> 00:25:59,521 No snails. Let's get out of here. 681 00:26:02,792 --> 00:26:04,259 Hello ? 682 00:26:10,199 --> 00:26:11,199 Yeah. It's Foreman. 683 00:26:11,267 --> 00:26:12,167 What'd you find ? 684 00:26:12,235 --> 00:26:13,568 Nothing helpful, but... 685 00:26:13,636 --> 00:26:14,803 There's gotta be something. 686 00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:16,571 Dugan's going completely downhill. 687 00:26:16,639 --> 00:26:19,274 Now fluid's collecting in his chest. 688 00:26:19,342 --> 00:26:20,208 Where the hell are you guys ? 689 00:26:20,276 --> 00:26:23,445 In jail. 690 00:26:23,512 --> 00:26:25,013 You gonna come bail us out ? 691 00:26:25,081 --> 00:26:26,248 Uh... 692 00:26:26,315 --> 00:26:28,083 Kinda busy. 693 00:26:33,589 --> 00:26:35,323 Thank you all for coming down here at this late hour. 694 00:26:35,391 --> 00:26:37,392 I assure you I will be brief. 695 00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,160 There has been a lot of discussion 696 00:26:39,228 --> 00:26:42,230 about an attack ad that leaked online earlier this week. 697 00:26:42,298 --> 00:26:44,332 As I said many times 698 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,335 over the past few days... 699 00:26:47,403 --> 00:26:49,738 There you are. 700 00:26:49,805 --> 00:26:52,173 I was starting to think that my holier-than-thou-dar 701 00:26:52,241 --> 00:26:53,475 was malfunctioning. 702 00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:55,076 Our patient's liver, 703 00:26:55,144 --> 00:26:57,579 kidneys, and lungs are failing. 704 00:26:57,647 --> 00:26:59,581 I need you to help me figure out why. 705 00:26:59,649 --> 00:27:02,050 As I recall, you have three actual doctors 706 00:27:02,118 --> 00:27:03,418 you haven't fired today. 707 00:27:03,486 --> 00:27:05,053 They're in jail. 708 00:27:05,121 --> 00:27:06,254 What ? Why ? 709 00:27:06,322 --> 00:27:07,989 Prostitution. 710 00:27:08,057 --> 00:27:08,990 So you're rehired. 711 00:27:16,132 --> 00:27:18,366 It all started in the liver, but where in the liver ? 712 00:27:18,434 --> 00:27:20,969 If in the ducts, then primary biliary cirrhosis... 713 00:27:21,037 --> 00:27:22,203 Yeah, I don't need to hear your ideas. 714 00:27:22,271 --> 00:27:23,471 Just return the volley. 715 00:27:23,539 --> 00:27:25,507 Primary sclerosing cholangitis. 716 00:27:25,574 --> 00:27:27,108 Nope. 717 00:27:27,176 --> 00:27:28,943 His vitamin a level is normal. 718 00:27:29,011 --> 00:27:31,746 Gall bladder problems can affect the liver. 719 00:27:31,814 --> 00:27:32,714 Cholecystitis ? 720 00:27:32,782 --> 00:27:34,783 Shh ! 721 00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:35,884 He's talking about our patient. 722 00:27:35,951 --> 00:27:37,252 Did you just shush me ? 723 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,887 Shh ! 724 00:27:38,954 --> 00:27:41,289 And thought he was a friend. 725 00:27:41,357 --> 00:27:43,224 That is, until... 726 00:27:43,292 --> 00:27:46,728 He leaked this hurtful, hateful ad. 727 00:27:46,796 --> 00:27:48,296 I think he's lying. Dugan said... 728 00:27:48,364 --> 00:27:50,332 The technical term is speaking. 729 00:27:50,399 --> 00:27:52,967 Dugan violated my trust. 730 00:27:53,035 --> 00:27:56,504 And therefore, I have no other recourse 731 00:27:56,572 --> 00:27:59,240 than to fire him from my campaign. 732 00:27:59,308 --> 00:28:02,544 Thank you, and there will be no further questions. 733 00:28:06,982 --> 00:28:07,982 Thanks for your help. 734 00:28:11,354 --> 00:28:12,287 Oh... 735 00:28:12,355 --> 00:28:14,222 And you're fired again. 736 00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:21,264 He screwed you. 737 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:22,999 That was a hell of a move. 738 00:28:23,067 --> 00:28:24,634 Use the ad to shore up the base, 739 00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,503 fire the extremist to hold the center. 740 00:28:26,571 --> 00:28:28,605 No, I mean he actually screwed you. 741 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:32,409 Taking weekend trips down to Bunbury. 742 00:28:32,476 --> 00:28:33,843 He's got a red blotch on his hand. 743 00:28:33,911 --> 00:28:36,179 That's palmar erythema. 744 00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:37,347 That, and the fact that he's got 745 00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:40,517 a permanent sheen of nixonian flop sweat. 746 00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:42,452 He's got hepatitis c 747 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,420 which explains all your symptoms. 748 00:28:43,487 --> 00:28:44,688 That's great, 749 00:28:44,755 --> 00:28:46,756 but the senator and I have not had sex. 750 00:28:46,824 --> 00:28:48,692 Well, then the two of you shot up together. 751 00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:51,494 How many high-functioning heroin users do you know ? 752 00:28:51,562 --> 00:28:53,897 Actually, quite a few. 753 00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:57,467 Look, I know you've got hep c. 754 00:28:57,535 --> 00:28:59,970 So either you shared a bed together, 755 00:29:00,037 --> 00:29:03,039 you shared a needle, 756 00:29:03,107 --> 00:29:06,576 or you shared a straw. 757 00:29:06,644 --> 00:29:08,945 I'm talking about coke, 758 00:29:09,013 --> 00:29:10,547 not coke. 759 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,549 You can get hep c from doing cocaine ? 760 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,384 Look, I will deny it. 761 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:15,785 Don't care. 762 00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:17,254 They tested me for hep c when I came in here. 763 00:29:17,321 --> 00:29:19,489 I don't have it. 764 00:29:19,557 --> 00:29:20,624 Apparently your liver picked up 765 00:29:20,691 --> 00:29:22,259 a few of your campaign tactics. 766 00:29:22,326 --> 00:29:23,360 It's hiding all your secrets 767 00:29:23,427 --> 00:29:24,861 by producing cryoglobulins 768 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,631 so the hep c tests come back negative. 769 00:29:27,698 --> 00:29:29,432 Now, I could look for all the associated toxins, 770 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,501 but the plasmapheresis got rid of those. 771 00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:33,536 So basically, you've got a disease, 772 00:29:33,604 --> 00:29:34,537 but there's no way to prove it. 773 00:29:34,605 --> 00:29:35,605 It's pretty cool, huh ? 774 00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:37,574 What is that ? 775 00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:40,810 This is interferon. 776 00:29:40,878 --> 00:29:43,647 It delays the onset of rigor mortis. 777 00:29:51,656 --> 00:29:53,523 When did your lawyer say he was coming to get us ? 778 00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:54,491 He said, 779 00:29:54,558 --> 00:29:56,893 and I'm quoting here, 780 00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:57,994 "soon". 781 00:29:58,062 --> 00:29:59,396 I know. 782 00:29:59,463 --> 00:30:02,165 The reason you hated Masters from the moment you saw her. 783 00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,134 Come on. 784 00:30:04,201 --> 00:30:05,769 That was not the first time you saw her. 785 00:30:05,836 --> 00:30:07,137 That is brilliant. 786 00:30:11,475 --> 00:30:12,942 It's really not. 787 00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:16,246 Is that guy seriously using the toilet ? 788 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,947 Oh, my God, he's sitting down. 789 00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:19,282 Don't try to change the subject. 790 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:20,350 Did you sleep with her ? 791 00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:21,685 No wonder he's in jail. 792 00:30:21,752 --> 00:30:23,486 Anyone who would do that has no shame. 793 00:30:23,554 --> 00:30:24,854 Or maybe he tried to sleep with her, 794 00:30:24,922 --> 00:30:25,989 and she shot him down. 795 00:30:26,057 --> 00:30:27,824 I don't know her. 796 00:30:28,859 --> 00:30:30,260 Is he grunting ? 797 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:31,728 I think I hear grunting. 798 00:30:31,796 --> 00:30:33,363 You realize we're not gonna drop this. 799 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,534 I didn't sleep with her. 800 00:30:37,601 --> 00:30:41,404 I interviewed her for Hopkins med school. 801 00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:42,672 So you're holding a grudge, 802 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:44,541 because she chose a different school ? 803 00:30:44,608 --> 00:30:47,043 We talked for an hour. 804 00:30:47,111 --> 00:30:49,479 She didn't remember me. 805 00:30:49,547 --> 00:30:53,116 She remembers the 20th digit of some math constant, 806 00:30:53,184 --> 00:30:54,417 but she doesn't remember 807 00:30:54,485 --> 00:30:57,454 a guy she had a one-on-one meeting with. 808 00:30:57,521 --> 00:30:59,222 Well, I barely remember you. 809 00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:00,690 Mystery solved. 810 00:31:00,758 --> 00:31:06,529 Now we can all go back to our lives. 811 00:31:15,172 --> 00:31:17,474 Great news. 812 00:31:17,541 --> 00:31:19,142 I've decided to rehire you. 813 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:20,810 Find another sounding board. 814 00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:21,845 Dugan's got hep c. 815 00:31:21,912 --> 00:31:23,046 I'm not doing this. 816 00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:24,848 He's not responding to interferon. 817 00:31:24,915 --> 00:31:28,585 You must think I have absolutely no self-esteem. 818 00:31:28,652 --> 00:31:30,887 Ethics and self-esteem ? 819 00:31:30,955 --> 00:31:33,390 You really are a pain in the ass. 820 00:31:33,457 --> 00:31:35,492 What treats hep c besides interferon ? 821 00:31:35,559 --> 00:31:36,793 Now you want me to talk ? 822 00:31:36,861 --> 00:31:38,161 Yeah. 823 00:31:39,663 --> 00:31:42,966 Come on, stop pretending you're not gonna do this. 824 00:31:43,033 --> 00:31:45,502 As much as you hate me, you hate failing more. 825 00:31:45,569 --> 00:31:46,569 I didn't fail. 826 00:31:46,637 --> 00:31:48,438 You fired me. Repeatedly. 827 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,373 But if you walk away now, after I just rehired you, 828 00:31:50,441 --> 00:31:51,274 that's quitting. 829 00:31:55,212 --> 00:31:56,780 A German research study 830 00:31:56,847 --> 00:31:59,115 showed that 15% of patients with hep c 831 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:00,650 were cured after contracting hep a. 832 00:32:00,718 --> 00:32:02,218 Of course, other studies have shown 833 00:32:02,286 --> 00:32:03,887 that up to 85% of doubly-infected patients 834 00:32:03,954 --> 00:32:05,355 die very quickly. 835 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:08,558 So, in theory, if we can find something that mimics hep a... 836 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:10,493 There's one thing that mimics hep a... 837 00:32:10,561 --> 00:32:12,295 Hep a. 838 00:32:12,363 --> 00:32:13,930 Good work. 839 00:32:13,998 --> 00:32:14,931 You're fired. 840 00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:15,999 No ! 841 00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:21,171 Hep a could cure him. 842 00:32:21,238 --> 00:32:22,572 Better chance it'll kill him. 843 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,374 Tell the lab to release a hep a culture to me. 844 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:25,442 We'll see who's right. 845 00:32:25,509 --> 00:32:26,543 It's not an approved treatment 846 00:32:26,610 --> 00:32:28,211 and exposes us to liability. 847 00:32:28,279 --> 00:32:30,046 There's no way I can let you do this. 848 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:33,283 That's an extremely cowardly position. 849 00:32:33,350 --> 00:32:35,251 Listen to the genius. 850 00:32:35,319 --> 00:32:37,187 You're the one that insisted he run this by me. 851 00:32:37,254 --> 00:32:40,056 It's proper protocol for an unconventional treatment. 852 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:42,158 But we shouldn't compromise patient care 853 00:32:42,226 --> 00:32:43,827 just to avoid lawsuits. 854 00:32:43,894 --> 00:32:45,061 What about the fact that we don't 855 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,197 have any proof he actually has hep c ? 856 00:32:47,264 --> 00:32:49,566 That is a perfectly valid objection. 857 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:50,667 Don't listen to her. 858 00:32:50,734 --> 00:32:52,101 She doesn't even work for me. 859 00:32:52,169 --> 00:32:54,504 If you really think that this is the only way to cure him, 860 00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:55,939 I will risk the lawsuit. 861 00:32:56,006 --> 00:32:59,309 But I need to know that he actually has the disease. 862 00:32:59,376 --> 00:33:00,477 Get me proof. 863 00:33:00,544 --> 00:33:02,178 I've given you... proof ! 864 00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:04,514 Get me proof he has hep c, 865 00:33:04,582 --> 00:33:06,249 and then you can give him hep a. 866 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,784 I can't. 867 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:09,018 You'll figure something out. 868 00:33:09,086 --> 00:33:11,654 The two of you have combined I.Q. North of 300. 869 00:33:13,557 --> 00:33:16,326 That's also true of five morons. 870 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:20,697 Go. Work. 871 00:33:20,764 --> 00:33:21,598 So what do we do now ? 872 00:33:21,665 --> 00:33:23,900 Well, considering the fact 873 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:25,468 that I'm about to do something unethical... 874 00:33:25,536 --> 00:33:27,337 Oh, right, yeah... I'm fired. 875 00:33:29,907 --> 00:33:32,275 Missed you. 876 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,344 We need a false positive hep c test. 877 00:33:34,411 --> 00:33:35,712 And why would we want to do that ? 878 00:33:35,779 --> 00:33:38,448 The world changes when you're on the inside. 879 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,116 You just gotta roll with it once you get out. 880 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,451 You think he contracted hep c 881 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,952 from the senator, right ? 882 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:44,521 Test Anderson. 883 00:33:44,588 --> 00:33:46,523 If it's positive, that's evidence dugan has it, too. 884 00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:48,391 Evidence, not proof. 885 00:33:48,459 --> 00:33:49,759 Are we presenting this to a jury of our peers ? 886 00:33:49,827 --> 00:33:51,027 That should be enough for Cuddy. 887 00:33:51,095 --> 00:33:52,529 Should be, but it won't be. 888 00:33:52,596 --> 00:33:55,131 The test for hep c is 99.9% accurate. 889 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,799 That means one in every thousand tests 890 00:33:56,867 --> 00:33:57,800 is a false positive. 891 00:33:57,868 --> 00:33:59,769 We do enough, 892 00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:00,803 maybe we get lucky. 893 00:34:00,871 --> 00:34:03,640 I smell like jail. 894 00:34:03,707 --> 00:34:06,376 False false positive. 895 00:34:06,443 --> 00:34:07,210 That's the best we can do ? 896 00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:10,914 Okay, go do it. 897 00:34:38,909 --> 00:34:42,679 I have a problem. 898 00:34:42,746 --> 00:34:44,047 A medical problem 899 00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:48,918 which could become... 900 00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:51,421 I have lied to Cuddy 10,000 times. 901 00:34:51,488 --> 00:34:55,491 How do you think she'd feel about 10,001 ? 902 00:34:55,559 --> 00:34:58,861 I think you probably already know the answer. 903 00:34:58,929 --> 00:35:01,097 But it doesn't make any sense. 904 00:35:01,165 --> 00:35:03,366 You don't understand why a woman might be upset 905 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:04,467 because her boyfriend lied to her ? 906 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:06,269 I wouldn't be lying as her boyfriend. 907 00:35:06,337 --> 00:35:07,770 I'd be lying as her employee. 908 00:35:07,838 --> 00:35:10,206 That's not how relationships work. 909 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,308 My patient is gonna die. 910 00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:18,114 Does the lie guarantee he'll live ? 911 00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:19,949 No. 912 00:35:20,017 --> 00:35:21,351 You got two choices: 913 00:35:21,418 --> 00:35:23,886 To be honest and face the medical consequences, 914 00:35:23,954 --> 00:35:25,655 or lie and face the personal consequences. 915 00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:02,325 Now that you're my doctor, you, uh... 916 00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:03,593 You can't tell anybody, right ? 917 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:06,496 Who'd leak a story about a sitting senator 918 00:36:06,563 --> 00:36:08,398 who got hep c from doing cocaine ? 919 00:36:13,737 --> 00:36:15,638 You didn't fill out any paperwork. 920 00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:18,574 I'm gonna run this test under an assumed name. 921 00:36:20,244 --> 00:36:21,878 Trust me... 922 00:36:21,945 --> 00:36:23,112 No one will ever know you were here. 923 00:36:31,732 --> 00:36:33,934 Blood test confirming hep c. 924 00:36:34,001 --> 00:36:34,935 He got sicker, 925 00:36:35,002 --> 00:36:36,236 his viral load came up, 926 00:36:36,304 --> 00:36:40,373 finally showed up on the test. 927 00:36:40,441 --> 00:36:43,076 Thank you. 928 00:36:43,144 --> 00:36:44,444 There was a time 929 00:36:44,512 --> 00:36:46,179 when you would have completely ignored my request. 930 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,881 That means a lot 931 00:36:47,949 --> 00:36:49,516 that you respect me enough to do this. 932 00:36:49,584 --> 00:36:51,852 I've come a long way, baby. 933 00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:55,589 Now, if you would only hire a new team member. 934 00:36:55,656 --> 00:36:59,359 I'm on it. 935 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:08,735 How'd you like to come work for me ? 936 00:37:08,803 --> 00:37:11,605 It's like I'm on a mobius strip. 937 00:37:11,672 --> 00:37:12,772 We've had this conversation. 938 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,174 You want this job. 939 00:37:16,744 --> 00:37:17,944 Prove yourself to me, 940 00:37:18,012 --> 00:37:19,412 no more games. 941 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,281 At least, the current game ends. 942 00:37:21,349 --> 00:37:22,349 Others may start. 943 00:37:22,416 --> 00:37:26,753 You have my deeply-flawed word. 944 00:37:26,821 --> 00:37:29,055 What do I have to do ? 945 00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:32,259 Get dugan to let us give him hep a. 946 00:37:32,326 --> 00:37:34,761 And while you're figuring out the best way 947 00:37:34,829 --> 00:37:35,962 to coax a patient into a treatment 948 00:37:36,030 --> 00:37:38,031 that has an 85% mortality rate, 949 00:37:38,099 --> 00:37:39,933 here's some advice: Don't. 950 00:37:40,001 --> 00:37:41,635 I'm not gonna lie to him. 951 00:37:41,702 --> 00:37:43,470 You have a math degree. 952 00:37:43,538 --> 00:37:44,971 So let's see if you can follow along here. 953 00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:47,741 You lie to him, he definitely consents, 954 00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:48,942 he might live. 955 00:37:49,010 --> 00:37:50,810 You tell him the truth like last time, 956 00:37:50,878 --> 00:37:51,845 he might not consent, 957 00:37:51,913 --> 00:37:56,082 he definitely dies. 958 00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:57,784 Remind me what's so wrong about lying ? 959 00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:06,159 We're going to inject you with hepatitis a. 960 00:38:06,227 --> 00:38:08,395 That doesn't sound like medicine. 961 00:38:08,462 --> 00:38:10,063 I know it seems counter-intuitive, 962 00:38:10,131 --> 00:38:11,464 but in some people, 963 00:38:11,532 --> 00:38:13,500 the virus can enhance immune function 964 00:38:13,568 --> 00:38:15,235 and clear out the hepatitis c. 965 00:38:15,303 --> 00:38:16,736 Some. 966 00:38:16,804 --> 00:38:18,138 How many we talking about ? 967 00:38:23,177 --> 00:38:24,477 A fair amount. 968 00:38:24,545 --> 00:38:26,046 Give me a percentage. 969 00:38:26,113 --> 00:38:27,714 What are the odds of this thing working ? 970 00:38:30,685 --> 00:38:33,253 There is an 85% chance that this will kill you. 971 00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:38,558 So, you wanna 972 00:38:38,626 --> 00:38:41,027 give me something that works 973 00:38:41,095 --> 00:38:43,129 15% better than arsenic ? 974 00:38:43,197 --> 00:38:45,065 Well, technically, it works infinitely better 975 00:38:45,132 --> 00:38:46,232 because arsenic has 976 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,969 a 0% ch... chance. 977 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,007 This is your only shot. 978 00:38:54,075 --> 00:38:56,309 Both Dr. House and I believe that. 979 00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:58,612 He faked a blood test in order to get you approved 980 00:38:58,679 --> 00:39:00,447 for this treatment. 981 00:39:00,514 --> 00:39:01,481 And then he tried to bribe me 982 00:39:01,549 --> 00:39:02,916 into lying to you about the risks. 983 00:39:02,984 --> 00:39:05,085 If either of those incidents came to light, 984 00:39:05,152 --> 00:39:06,486 he would be suspended 985 00:39:06,554 --> 00:39:08,221 and probably lose his license. 986 00:39:08,289 --> 00:39:09,956 Oh, I'm sure some other people would suffer. 987 00:39:12,326 --> 00:39:15,161 He's risking his career to give you this chance. 988 00:39:15,229 --> 00:39:19,766 He wouldn't do that if there was any other choice. 989 00:39:25,473 --> 00:39:27,040 I did it. And I didn't have to lie. 990 00:39:27,108 --> 00:39:28,875 And you feel good about that ? 991 00:39:28,943 --> 00:39:30,076 Yes. 992 00:39:30,144 --> 00:39:31,311 So I'm hiring an idiot. 993 00:39:31,379 --> 00:39:32,712 You can pretend you wanted me to lie, 994 00:39:32,780 --> 00:39:34,080 but you didn't. 995 00:39:34,148 --> 00:39:35,615 You want the people on your team to challenge you 996 00:39:35,683 --> 00:39:36,583 otherwise you'd just be a bully 997 00:39:36,651 --> 00:39:38,084 instead of a great doctor. 998 00:39:38,152 --> 00:39:41,054 You hired me because I don't compromise my principals. 999 00:39:41,122 --> 00:39:43,690 Or I want a front row seat when you wake up 1000 00:39:43,758 --> 00:39:46,326 and realize how useless your principals are. 1001 00:39:46,394 --> 00:39:48,194 I don't want you to just lie to a patient. 1002 00:39:48,262 --> 00:39:49,829 I want you to want to lie to a patient. 1003 00:39:49,897 --> 00:39:52,165 It's not gonna happen. 1004 00:39:53,834 --> 00:39:55,335 See you tomorrow. 1005 00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:23,063 I heard dugan is already responding to treatment. 1006 00:40:23,130 --> 00:40:26,399 Yeah, his alt level is already beginning to normalize. 1007 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:29,335 I wanted to apologize for the way... 1008 00:40:29,403 --> 00:40:30,336 Uh, wait... 1009 00:40:30,404 --> 00:40:32,772 You interviewed me, right ? 1010 00:40:34,575 --> 00:40:35,608 For Hopkins ? 1011 00:40:35,676 --> 00:40:39,345 Oh, my God, you're right. 1012 00:40:41,382 --> 00:40:43,550 Wow, that memory of yours. 1013 00:40:43,617 --> 00:40:45,985 I wanted to say something the first day. 1014 00:40:46,053 --> 00:40:48,588 I felt really awkward about the whole thing. 1015 00:40:48,656 --> 00:40:51,024 Don't worry about it. 1016 00:40:51,092 --> 00:40:53,493 Is this grandma's tea cozy ? 1017 00:40:53,561 --> 00:40:57,097 What ? 1018 00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:58,298 Nothing. 1019 00:40:58,365 --> 00:40:59,099 I'll see you upstairs. 1020 00:41:03,604 --> 00:41:05,105 If I knew hiring her 1021 00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:06,740 meant dealing with medical school paperwork, 1022 00:41:06,807 --> 00:41:09,042 I might've reconsidered. 1023 00:41:09,110 --> 00:41:10,410 You really got nothing better to do 1024 00:41:10,478 --> 00:41:11,578 than watch me sign this ? 1025 00:41:11,645 --> 00:41:13,079 And miss the ultimate admission 1026 00:41:13,147 --> 00:41:14,948 that I was right about Masters all along ? 1027 00:41:15,015 --> 00:41:17,183 She had me when she called you a coward. 1028 00:41:17,251 --> 00:41:19,052 You heading out ? 1029 00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,587 I have to work late. 1030 00:41:20,654 --> 00:41:24,924 Gloating requires a lot of paperwork. 1031 00:41:33,467 --> 00:41:35,168 Thank you, New Jersey 1032 00:41:35,236 --> 00:41:38,938 for reelecting me to the United States senate. 1033 00:41:40,941 --> 00:41:42,776 We ran a positive campaign, 1034 00:41:42,843 --> 00:41:46,746 a campaign about the dire issues facing this great nation. 1035 00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:51,384 There are many people who gave their all 1036 00:41:51,452 --> 00:41:52,352 for this campaign. 1037 00:41:52,419 --> 00:41:54,187 But there is one person 1038 00:41:54,255 --> 00:41:58,324 that stands out among them. 1039 00:41:58,392 --> 00:42:00,026 My beautiful wife, Loretta. 1040 00:42:00,094 --> 00:42:01,027 Loretta. 1041 00:42:04,131 --> 00:42:05,965 Thank you. 1042 00:42:10,504 --> 00:42:12,205 Do you know where the senator's records are ? 1043 00:42:12,273 --> 00:42:14,808 House was treating Anderson's campaign manager, 1044 00:42:14,875 --> 00:42:16,242 not the senator himself. 1045 00:42:16,310 --> 00:42:17,610 Oh. 1046 00:42:17,678 --> 00:42:18,812 Why did you think he was the patient ? 1047 00:42:18,879 --> 00:42:20,213 House saw him in the clinic. 1048 00:42:20,281 --> 00:42:21,347 I guess it wasn't medical. 1049 00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:23,516 When ? 1050 00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,218 Friday. Around 3. 1051 00:42:27,221 --> 00:42:29,823 House's team ran a hep c test on Joe dugan on Friday. 1052 00:42:29,890 --> 00:42:30,723 Can you look up the time ? 1053 00:42:33,861 --> 00:42:37,230 Chase, Taub, and Foreman were running tests all night. 1054 00:42:37,298 --> 00:42:39,199 All negative. 1055 00:42:40,835 --> 00:42:42,635 Positive test at... 1056 00:42:42,703 --> 00:42:44,771 3:17 P.M. 1057 00:42:44,839 --> 00:42:46,172 House ran it himself. 1058 00:42:48,242 --> 00:42:49,342 Is everything okay ? 1059 00:42:49,410 --> 00:42:51,744 I don't think so.